Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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