this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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