Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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