did you get engaged???
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I need water and some morals
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