I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm bleeding and have questions
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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