Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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