I'm gonna have a badass scar
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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