Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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