Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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