got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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