So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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