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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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