Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Don't make out with my wife yet
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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