There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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