im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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