so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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