Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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