Dual....:-)
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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