im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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