All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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