Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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