I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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