He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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