You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Randomize
