I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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