Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
birth control should be required to get into college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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