Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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