Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
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