Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
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my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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