Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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