i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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