You can't motorboat a personality
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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