redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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