Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize