Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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