I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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