My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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