saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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