The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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