Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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