He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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