guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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