And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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