Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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