Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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