I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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