Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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