The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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