Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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