girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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