Swine flu is the new snow day.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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