I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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