My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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