You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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