Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
