Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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