Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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